Escape From City 17: Part 1

by Marcus on February 14, 2009

I just had to post this short film, amazing effects.

Max Payne

by Marcus on February 9, 2009

I know this is a cheap shot, but I just have to rant a bit about this movie. I knew this was gonna suck, but all I wanted was one thing: Bullet-time firefights. I mean, that’s basically what the games are about. So, at what point in the movie do we see the first bullet-time firefights? Fucking never. Sure there are a few action scenes in slow-motion but that’s not the same. And the first proper action sequence doesn’t take place until one hour into the movie. Anyway, fuck Fox, and I’ll leave you with this magnificent quote:

That dude playing Robin: “I will confess everything!”

Max Payne: “That’s not good enough!”

Right.

Also, taking drugs with batshit crazy side-effects as a remedy for hypothermia is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen.

Max Payne: 2/10.

Blindness

by Marcus on February 1, 2009

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Here be spoilers, but read on anyway, it’ll save two hours of your life.

I’ve seen a lot of movies dealing with the disgusting behavior of humans stuck in bad situations. When done right I’ve found these movies very interesting; it’s fascinating, and scary, to see how humans may react when they’re able to do what they want, and for a while Blindness seemed to be going in the right direction.

In the movie a lot of people simply starts going blind, and because of a fear of infection they are all quarantined in a hospital. However, Julianne Moore’s character, we never hear her name, can still see, but she fakes blindness so she can take care of her blind Doctor husband. The wards with the blind people quickly deteriorate into anarchy, and the people start turning on each other. As seems to be common in these situation, the strong take control. In this case it’s the horrifying leader of Ward 3. Somehow he gets a hold of a gun, and now his ward is controlling the food rations. Initially they want valuables for food, but when the other wards run out of stuff to barter with, Ward 3 starts demanding something else: the women.

And so, everything is set up for the climax. As mentioned Moore’s character is the only person who’s able to see, and the Ward 3 people don’t know this, giving her a huge advantage. When the control of the food rations started I was looking forward to Moore using this advantage, but even when they start demanding the women she actually does nothing. Instead eight women volunteer to be raped, and at this point I think, okay, this is a part of her plan, she’s gonna go in there and stab the fuckers or something, but no, she just submits herself to rape! At this point I’m just disgusted by the movie, in a Funny Games-kind of way where I know the main character should and is able to stop the fucking madness, but the person does not. I mean, would you rather be raped or risk losing your life trying to save seven other women from being raped? Everyone else is blind for fucks sake, she could just sneak in there, and at least steal the gun! Even killing the asshole leader would seem appropriate, but no, she does nothing, and it doesn’t make any sense. At one point her husband even talks about wanting to just grab the pistol and stop it all. But still, she does nothing. And that’s my problem, because it’s so out of character, it’s so ridiculously stupid, and it ruins a movie that was very entertaining and interesting until this point.

One raping goes by, and another commences. Finally she snaps, and when she then goes in there and kills the asshole it’s too late. It doesn’t make sense. I’ve lost all respect for the movie. Then it becomes even weirder. When everyone finds out the leader is dead the Ward 1 people start blaming the unknown murderer for starting a war. I mean, come on, those people just raped your girlfriends and wives, you did nothing, and now you complain when someone avenged them!

Bad movies is one thing, but when you watch movies that seem to be extraordinary and then suddenly turn around and ruin everything that was built up the last hour, it’s just sad. I mean, if the Ward 1 people had just said “No, fuck you, cocknugget” and started fighting back, when the other guys proposed a mass raping, the movie would’ve been great. Now, when she finally stabs the guy, I didn’t really give a crap, I just felt sad.

Blindness: 4/10.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

by Marcus on January 30, 2009

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I was really looking forward to this movie, even though it received somewhat disappointing reviews, it still got an Academy Award nomination for Best Movie. It’s also the first Fincher/Pitt movie since Fight Club, one of my all-time favorite films. However, I quickly became bored with Benjamin Button and his weird, very non-interesting life experiences. It all reminded me of something I already had seen, just a lot better, and it didn’t take long before I realized I was thinking of Forrest Gump. All this movie was doing to me was making me want to watch Tom Hanks goofing around in the Vietnam jungle. After the movie I mentioned this to my friend, and he said the two movies have the same writer, and then it all made sense. Eric Roth simply looked at the script who earned him an Academy Award, and copied some of the big plot points.

Here be spoilers. Let’s sum of them up, shall we: First of all, both movies are about the lives, and curious experiences, of two weird men. They both work under captains, who teach them something about life, and in their childhood they both meet the love of their life, whom they can’t have until much later. In both cases, these relationship do not have happy endings. Also, the feather in Gump has been replaced with a humming bird in Benjamin Button. I’m not necessarily trying to critize Benjamin Button for its resemblence to Forrest Gump, my point is just that it was done so much better in Gump. Benjamin has lots of other experiences too, they’re just not that interesting, they don’t seem to have that not much effect on Benjamin either. Overall he’s actually a rather boring guy, and the relationship between him and Daisy (Blanchett) never seem that interesting, because their background story is kind of bland and annoying. My friend mentioned something interesting as well, this movie would’ve been marginally different if Benjamin Button was just an ordinary guy. His affliction doesn’t really affect the outcome of most his experiences, until the end. End of spoilers.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button got 13 Academy Award nominations, some of these for Best Directing, Best Script, Best Lead Role Performance and Best Picture. It deserves none of these, I like Brad Pitt but his character in this movie never really shows much emotion, so I guess he was nominated for speaking with an old man’s voice and stumbling around with make up on. The sad thing is that both Se7en and Fight Club are superior movies, and they got one nomination each, for Editing and Sound Effects. One the other hand, Benjamin Button definitely deserves to win for Visual Effects, simply astonishing.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – 5/10.

Tropic Thunder: Special Features

by Marcus on January 29, 2009

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I got to watch the Special Features on the Tropic Thunder: Director’s Cut DVD tonight, and it is filled with amazing stuff. There’s cast commentaries from the three main actors, three great featurettes, one focusing on the cast members, deleted and extended scenes, an alternate ending, long videos of the actors improvising, a make-up test with Tom Cruise, the Rain of Madness mockumentary, the fake viral video, which has been available on YouTube forever, and a lot more.

I haven’t seen all of the features yet, but I’ll go over the ones I have. I started by watching Rain of Madness, a 30-minute parody of Heart of Darkness, the documentary about Vietnam War classic Apocalypse Now, mixed with a narrator who has an uncanny resemblence to the famous German documentary director Werner Herzog. It wasn’t as funny as I had expected, but it was nice to see unseen footage with the characters, especially Kirk Lazarus, who has a serious mental breakdown.

Next I watched Full Mags, various videos of the actors improvising while shooting. The scene with Jack Black’s character tied to the tree, was amazing. Black more or less improvises everything, once in a while you can hear Stiller give him pointers off-screen, but it is truly amazing to see Black spew comedic gold nuggets for almost 10 minutes. Next scene was even better, it’s Downey Jr’s and Stiller’s identity talk when the squad tries to save Speedman. Hearing Downey Jr. switch from Lazarus’ dialect to his own is amazing, and he truly deserves his Academy Award nomination.

The make-up test with Tom Cruise shows him coming up with the dance moves, which made Stiller implement them into the movie. The deleted and extended scenes were pretty boring, and the difference to the alternate ending was Speedman’s assistent being captured by the terrorists in the end, and then watching Speedman win his award, on a small TV.

I’m still looking forward to the other featurettes, damn, I wish they put this much work into all DVDs.