Posts Tagged “crappy movies”
Blindness
by Marcus on February 1, 2009
Here be spoilers, but read on anyway, it’ll save two hours of your life. I’ve seen a lot of movies dealing with the disgusting behavior of humans stuck in bad situations. When done right I’ve found these movies very interesting; (…)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
by Marcus on May 23, 2008
Spoilers ahoy. Like most people I’ve been an Indiana Jones fan since my eyes witnessed the awesomeness that is Raiders of the Lost Ark. Naturally, I had to go see the newest addition to the franchise, with out expecting much (…)
Day of the Resident Evil
by Marcus on January 4, 2008
Resident Evil: Extinction is supposedly written by Paul Anderson, but he mainly just ripped off Day of the Dead and Mad Max 2, a mix that actually sounded pretty cool, but ended up being quite a mess. You may not (…)
Review: I am Legend [UPDATE]
by Marcus on December 27, 2007
This article contains spoilers. "In I am Legend a plague has killed most of humanity and transformed the rest into monsters. In New York City a lone survivor (Smith) struggles to find a cure." The first 50 minutes of I (…)
The Seeker is a piece of shit movie
by Marcus on November 17, 2007
I feel compelled to blog about movies that suck ass, and that's why I'm here today. I'm frustrated and getting your frustrations on paper usually help, so here we go. Synopsis: "On his 14th birthday Will Stanton (Alexander Ludwig) finds (…)