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Left 4 Dead Versus Gameplay Tips
Jan 12th
I’m highly addicted to Valve’s latest hit, Left 4 Dead, but instead of writing what I think about the game, I thought about describing some things me and my friends have found to work out very nice when playing Versus. This is directed towards the No Mercy campaign, since I haven’t played Blood Harvest much.
Infected
Hunter
- Don’t crouch until necessary, when crouched the survivors can hear you shriek.
- You can walljump by lunging at walls, then do a 180 degree turn, and jump again. You can also lunge at walls at a more acute angle, like this guy.
- If you land on a survivor from a long distance, you do more damage.
Smoker
- Get up high.
- When attacking from rooftops, which you should mainly do, don’t stand at the edge, it’s very easy to see you there.
Boomer
- You are slow, have low health and a short range. Ambush the survivors, e.g. by jumping from a rooftop into their midst.
Tank
- Hit someone until they are incapacitated, then go to your next target.
- Hit cars to increase the Control meter.
Witch & Cars
If you’re playing againt beginners, it’s rather easy to trick them into startling the witch and hitting the cars with alarms. Just stand right behind the witch or cars, make sure you get the attention of the survivors, and then hope they don’t have pro aim skills.
Shortcuts, Tips, etc.
A pretty standard, but effective, strategy is also the most obvious one; gang up with the entire team, usually 1 Boomer, 1 Smoker and 2 Hunters. Wait for the survivors, vomit on them when they appear and sacrifice yourself as boomer if you don’t hit more than 2, blinding them, and then attack in the ensuing chaos.
The following deals with the places we usually gang up and wait for the survivors, when I play.
Chapter 1: The Apartments
1. Hole
The first bottleneck is on the 2nd Floor, where survivors jump down through the hole. Since they can’t go back up and help their friend(s) this is a good spot to try and catch survivors after their friends jump down. This requires a lot of timing, but it is so sweet when you succeed.
2. Streets
Next spot is on the streets, near the stairs to the savehouse. There’s a perfect spot for Smokers here, you can crawl into a 2nd Floor apartment overlooking the stairs to the safehouse, and the entire street outside. You get there by crawling into the window, next to the big truck, at the road’s corner. From here you can catch survivors running down to the safehouse and those battling in the streets. At the same time you have pretty good cover compared to the rooftops. While the Smoker is in here the rest should be on the ground trying to get the survivors to hit the cars and/or the witch.
Chapter 2: The Subway
1. Start
It’s possible to get a good attack in the beginning of the map. Quickly spawn under or near the savehouse, and make a quick attack when they run out. If one or two guys runs to the right, you may be able to seperate them when they jump down the shaft.
2. Subway Tunnels
It’s easy to get seperated and confused down here, the standard attack with all four players seems to be fairly succesful down here.
Chapter 3: The Sewers
1. Truck Parking Lot
This is a great area for Infected, there are two options depending on the action of the survivors:
1A. The Lift
If the survivors take the lift, get a Smoker to drag a survivor down from the roof, and get your Boomer to vomit on him.
1B. The Door
If the survivors break through the door on the landing bay, you can get your Hunters and Boomer on the inside of the door, and a Smoker outside. When they break through drag one player away and surprise the other from the inside.
Chapter 4: The Hospital
1. Room With Half-Circle Fence
This is the big room reached when you run up the first staircase. The survivors need to run through it, go up stairs, and then run along a landing. Before they reach the room go to the landing and break the fence. Then a Smoker can pull a survivor down, while the rest of the team attacks together.
Chapter 5: Rooftop Finale
1. Rooftop
Immediately run to the elevator shaft, and crawl up on the roof. Put your Smoker on the nearby roof with the satelite dish, put the rest on the roof. Hunters should not crouch, since the survivors will hear you. Go to the edge of the roof, because there may be incoming molotovs. When the survivors climb up the Smoker pulls the first guy over the edge, hopefully killing him, and the rest smash the shit out of the other survivors.
Survivors
Two simple rules: Stick together, and move fast. Especially when you spawn, grab a health bag and a weapon (this fills your ammo), and rush out the door before the Special Infected get set up. Also, take note of how many Special Infected you kill, i.e. if you kill three you know that you have 15-30 seconds with only normal zombies and one Special Infected as opponents, so rush.
Shortcuts, Tips, etc.
Chapter 1: The Apartments
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Chapter 2: The Subway
1. Big Basement Room
This is the room you reach after leaving the subway tunnels. The standard strategy here seems to be throwing a pipe bomb inside and rush through the room afterwards.
2. 2nd Floor “Safe Room”
After waiting for the gate to open, you run upstairs to a room with ammo. There’s a shortcut here, when you run out of this room go straight ahead instead of taking the stairs, bash the window out and jump down, into the garbage on the street. If you hit the garbage, you don’t lose health.
Chapter 3: The Sewers
1. Garage
If you run through the room right outside of the savehouse you’ll reach a garage, sometimes the good weapons are here.
2. Truck Parking Lot
In the parking lot you’re supposed to take the lift to the roof, but there’s an easier way. If you take the lift you risk getting pulled down by Smokers, instead go to the far left of the landing dock, there’s a gate here that can be destroyed, so hit that left trigger. Inside go right, and then right again, not up the stairs.
Chapter 4: The Hospital
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Chapter 5: Rooftop Finale
When you reach the radio, stay inside the room. Smokers can’t drag you out of the windows, and it’s hard for Hunters to jump inside. When the tanks arrive run outside and have him chase you around while your friends hopefully shoot at him.
My Xbox has been fixed
Dec 9th
… or replaced, hopefully the last.

This is kind of surprising, I sent it a week ago and it’s already done now. I hope this is a sign that they just replaced it with a new model. Either way, I don’t care, now I’ll have something to do in my christmas holiday anyway!
IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN!
Nov 28th
I haven’t played Xbox very much in a while, but now Fallout 3 and Mirror’s Edge are finally out. Today when I turned on my Xbox this is what happened:

I JUST BOUGHT MIRROR’S EDGE YESTERDAY FOR FUCKS SAKE! This is the second fucking time this noisy piece of shit breaks down on me. Fuck! FUUUUUCK!
CoD: World at War Beta
Oct 12th
Because I’ve been playing an extreme amount of Call of Duty 4, online, Activision has decided to let me into the multiplayer beta of the sequel, Call of Duty: World at War (WaW). Yay for respecting your geeky customers! Anyway, I love the multiplayer of CoD 4, at the moment I’ve played more than 30 hours, but I’ve had mixed feelings about WaW, mainly because it’s developed by the makers of Call of Duty 3, Treyarch, and not Infinity Ward.
After playing the beta for a couple of hours, my worries are gone. The design of the interface, and the features of the game, are almost identical to that of CoD 4, which is perfect. They’ve made some small changes though, obviously the premise of the game is different; you now have WW2 weapons, gears and perks, but one of the kill streak bonuses is also different. Three kills gives you a recon, and 5 kills give you an airstrike, as in CoD4, but instead of getting a chopper, after a 7 kill streak, you now get a pack of dogs! I always hated the chopper, so this is a welcome change, it also gets your adrenaline going when five dogs are running towards you. They’ve also added “Momentum”, this means that, as your teammates gain kill streaks, the entire team can capture points faster.
This is exactly what I wanted, all the brilliant design elements from CoD 4, in a new setting. The game will also have 4-player co-op mode, both splitscreen and online, so I guess I’ve found another game for the wishlist.





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